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Ah Nataliisms- Word #1

May10

woob ⋅ie /ˈwʊdi/ Show Spelled Pronunciation

/ˈwʊdi/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [woobee] –noun, plural woob⋅ies

This is a phrase used often by me for decades now. It stems from the movie “Mr. Mom” wherein the little boy’s security blanket was referred to as his “woobie.” That which is considered woobie is a totally personal thing. It will vary gianormously. Essentially, it is as follows:

Something or someone that is sooooooooo comfy that it feels like a warm, safe hug.

A woobie could be a blanket, a sweater, I have “Red Woobie Slippers,” a person, hell even a cup of really good hojicha. If it makes ya feel squishy, it’s woobie. If you want to wrap yourself in it and snuggle down forever- woobie. If the mere thought of it makes you smile and sigh- woobie.

It is important to note that while they say that matters of the heart bring about the harshest karmic payback, I firmly believe that stealing another person’s woobie will bring about a karmic bitch slap of equal or greater proportion.

Everyone needs some woobage in their life.

Related forms:

woob⋅i⋅ness, woobage, woob⋅i⋅fied, woob⋅i⋅fi⋅cation
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